ultrascreaming:

person: hey you ok?

me, dissociating: 

twlboaj:

gaystation-4:

forbiddencronch:

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

imjustjason:

uncreativelyinclined:

ahndaodiu:

blackpromqueen:

zagreus:

itskyalenotkyle:

theryanproject:

samthe-onion-nigga:

pearlmarley:

The bus drivers really stop this hard💀

home girl neck in the bottom right corner is done for 😭

FUCK, bro!! Im fuckin suing!!

^a WHOLE check

I watch someone different every time

absolutely hypnotized by the woman in grey in the top right who gets jolted so hard she actually undergoes mitosis and becomes two people

^^^^^^ 😩😩

YO WTH

Shorty in the middle of the screen done for

Y'all ignoring the worst one.bruh in the back top right who gets flung two rows and hits a pole

dankmemeuniversity:

sovietnam:

c3po:

jlivingwell:

It’s totally okay to say “you know what, this isn’t making me happy” and to walk away from whatever or whoever is keeping you from the happiness you deserve

me halfway through unpacking the dishwasher when i get to the cutlery

carrot-boi:

a silly little comic

henriscavills:

Sonoya Mizuno as Dr. Azumi Fujita
Maniac (2018) dir. Cary Fukunaga

curlsaplenty:

Obviously Aaron Samuels got the real happy ending

gay-irl:

gay_irl

homofied:

mexicanjesuschrist:

goldenicarus:

straight man: *speaks*

me and the only other gay person in class:

hungwy:

friska-freak:

nogirlfriend:

*spins my clothes in a wet metal tube then bakes them in a different metal tube to undo the wetness*

in literature this is called defamiliarization so congrats this post is officially a literary masterpiece  

In my house its called laundry! Thank you!